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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024


Bob Marley

He is simply GOD

You are such a bob Marley

by Bobmarley111 January 12, 2017


Bob Marley

Someone who is very good at CSGO and Makes Very good NFT!

He is a Bob Marley

by W Spudder April 6, 2022


thingy magiggy ma bob

A thingy magiggy ma bob is a noun but you don’t know how to say it or if it’s a rude word

For example: hey I really like this thingy magiggy ma bob

My thingy magiggy ma bob is bigger than yours

by Profjdnslméd February 24, 2019


onna bob

Onna bob” is an increasingly-popular swear term that is being utilized by rappers. When an individual uses this expression, it is meant to demonstrate the supreme truthfulness and seriousness of what they are saying.

onna bob u lying nigga

by bob12121212 August 13, 2022


Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters

Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!

by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023


jimmy bill bob

the old one of endless power and sex

all hail jimmy bill bob

by bob llib ymmij December 10, 2022