Curly Hair Fag

Usually very short, stalky, and has Curly hair women find them attractive but behind closed doors… Has Fag activities, and names usually begin with Z, A, E, and D.

yooo this curly hair fag zach admitted to our buddy aussie that he has fag activities behind closed doors.😬🤔

Sand In the Hair

Boojie, uppidity, geechie, stuck-up, thinking your better than someone

"YEAH...I'm going to this wedding so I got to do it uppppp!!!!!!!!!! This person has sand in the hair!

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.

I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.

hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro