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When you take an alcohol shot directly from the bottle.
Tequila, lime, and the tears of caged, undocumented migrant children separated from their families
Happy hour at the young republicans club has two dollar border shots
A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.
It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.
The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.
I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.
A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.
That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
When a dick is covered in pimples and all of them pop simultaneously inside and or outside your partner.
"Hey! I was with Lucas the other night, and he just gave me a Pimple Goo Shot! I feel so disgusted" -Hannah
The act of shoving a pool stick up someone's urethra as a spiteful act.
If that guy walked into this bar i would Q shot him on sight.