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a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you
1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."
2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"
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A good time is when you are describing an item, person or place. This isn't the usual meaning of a good time. This is when an item is a good time or that person is a good time. It's specifying a single thing that is a good time just in an odd way.
Same thing goes for "a bad time"
"I like Lucy, she's a good time"
"You should buy this shampoo, it's a good time"
"Lorde's new album is a good time"
"Plaza chips are a good time"
"Uni is a good time"
"Green tea is a good time"
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Generally used in trash talking, when someone "has no time to bleed" it indicates that they are so badass that they can, by choice, not bleed. This can also indicate the idea that for some reason the other person could not manage to hit them, as opposed to hitting them but not making them bleed.
Guy1: "I'm going to murder you!" *shoots Guy2*
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*
You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!
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Reference for any hard drug, used by middle class teenagers. This generations "dope."
"Hey Jacob, do you know where I can obtain some Big Time?"
"Sure Becka! Right down the Ave, ask for an African-American woman named Gabe."
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Turtle Time is a secret area located on a small moon. Turtle Time is a building that is in the shape of a turtle. Tourists are welcomed to discover the turtle statues inside the building. The turtle statues contain alien guts inside.
Dave: Hey have you heard about that cool place called Turtle Time?
Bob: Turtle Time? What’s that?
Dave: It’s a building in the shape of a turtle! Duh!
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A phrase used commonly in boring or non-exciting situations when something unexpected happens. If you and your friends are sitting around staring at the wall and you start hysterically laughing, thats good times.
*sniff*....did tim just fall off the roof?....good times...yep
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Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.
*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*
Short definition: just looking for sex
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