ur mom

The BEST joke in the entire world

Person 1: Wht are u doing
Person 2: ur mom ;)

ur mom

who i slept with tonight. (shes really fat too)

person 1: i fucked ur mom tonight!
person 2: wait what!?

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

ur mom

A lovely woman. :)

Alex: Wow, ur mom makes awesome pasta!
Sam: I know! I love my mom.

ur mom

really hot person

"Dang that persons hottttttt bro"
"That's my mom dude"
"ur moms hot"

ur mom

ur mom is a phrase used by idiots who have no other comebacks to say.

Person 1 : Hey, whats that?
Person 2 : Ur mom
Person 1 :