the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.
husk of a unrecognizable man 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxxcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?
guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*
A day to celebrate with all your bitches.
Friend 1: It’s January 1st! Come celebrate with me
Friend 2: Ok!
Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend
Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3
Hell yeah
A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!
Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)
Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush
Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*
National fuck yeah 2020 is over!
Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021
A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.
January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...