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Respecting Dead People

I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!

Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024


Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG August 09, 2013


Dead Flower

The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024


Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024


The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025


Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022


dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 03, 2021