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It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them
Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts
When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”
When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.
Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?
Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.
Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.
They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.
Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."