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A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
something your dad went to get years ago and never came back
Dad: I'm going to go get some milk!
The thing your dad left for 69 years ago when he got caught with another bitch
When is my dad coming home with the milk
Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life
(for legal reasons, this is a joke)
A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"
Something your dad didn’t bring back
Friend:Hey you got any milk?
Me:No my dad still hasn’t come back after 10 years LMAO
Something my dad is getting. They must be all out, he’s been a long time.
Where’s your dad?
He went to get the milk!
Awe man..