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when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt
person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up
This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
A bum that goes to a gym at 4:00am and annoyingly Screams “PARTAAY” . between sets attempts to flirt with girls by telling stories of how he was raped in prison!
Bum Named Chuy is here guys.. let’s make him feel at home and rape him in the sauna!
Bum Names Chuy is a piece of shit!!
When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!
"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"
A person who is getting on your nerves just a little bit but you still tolerate them. It can also be used when someone says something cool or weird a bit like how you use bombaclut.
“My friend is getting on my nerves”
“They’re a bum bum head”