When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms
“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”
The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.
I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.
Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of
When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places
Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"
A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!
Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.