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holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside

ewww that mf holding hair

by seess May 15, 2022


Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022


Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 30, 2022


hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 7, 2015


Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 27, 2017


Remy's Triangle hair

When your friend Remy has hair that sticks up in a triangle fashion, usually Remys can be found following lost orange kibbies around the neighbourhood, as well as shitting, cumming, and twerking in public places

Me: "oh my god, have you seen Remy's triangle hair"
Destiny: "rock on! im a gamer and play rock band"

by remysbiggesttriangle January 27, 2022


Hair Jeep

A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!

Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.

by JONNY WALKMAN March 24, 2011