30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

Rule 201

DO NOT SAY (that certain Shakespeare tragedy)

Friend:Hey man have you seen like Macbeth
Me: Dude wtf rule 201

rule 73

If it exists on the internet, something about it will be debated regardless of what it is. Most commonly on the popular social media app “twitter.” An example of this would be how a group of twitter users debated over if what mr beasts video “1,000 blind people see for the first time” was morally correct. Ik the video, mr beast paid for 1000’s peoples eye surgery’s to see normally again.

Yo dude, hear what happening with Mr.Beast? Twitter is pulling another rule 73

mango rules

Where person one in the relationship wants a food item, but if the person 2 wants thus same item he/she has to get their own because the first mentioned will not share.

Not withstanding that if the first's item is finished the second has to share.

Person 1-"im getting a chocolate, you want one? "
Person 2-"can't i just share with you?"

Person 1-"hell no Mango Rules"

4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.

Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.

Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower

She said I’m not a virgin but it’s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago 😂😂😂

Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower

She said I’m not a virgin but it’s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago 😂😂😂