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This is a phrase that, standing alone, seems very innocent, but when a white, older male shouts it at an immigrant who has just said that they are heading back to their homeland soon, it becomes incredibly non-P.C. If you're still confused, check out the example:
Immigrant in America: I won't be around for the next month. I'm traveling back to my homeland in Africa.
Dumb American: Oh yeah? Bring some water with ya!
Immigrant in America: (Confused look on face...thinks to self, "should I be offended?" and walks away)
(This would also work for Mexican immigrants.)
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A form of processed beef/ pork food product usually encased in an intestinal wrapper thus taking on a cylindrical shape. served in an accomadating bun with a wide assortment of condiments.Commonly found in NYC being sold by a man on a street corner.
On the way home from the bar I stopped and had a Dirty water death dog and now I cant stop pooping!
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When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and u qickly ejaculate in her face and she comes to a sticky surprise and cries, "enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh."
"yo, i dirty dolphin with extra watered chloe so hard last night, she could'nt let go of me"
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The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)
Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.
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This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.
Davi - Are we going to get Chimichangas
Gus - Is a frogs ass water tight.
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The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.
My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)
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Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.
Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!
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