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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

by Mevri October 10, 2018


crack head marriage

When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...

I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!

by Mangodjmango July 3, 2017


Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009


Mid-western crack whore

Frank Canfield

Don’t be a mid-western crack whore

by DyldoSchmo September 12, 2020


Crack your Nokia

To pop one's cherry unexpectedly.

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!

by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018


Crack jitter

High on crack cocaine and jittery and fidgety.

Did you see Tina last night? Bitch be trippin’. Oh yes, chile, she definitely had her crack jitter on!

by Dick Dick Goose Guy August 26, 2021


Crack Rock

A rock used for medical reasons
-Smoking
-Eating
-Snorting( thats my favorite)
-Hiding from cops
-etc.

Hey mom they added crack rocks in fortnite

by Cherbert2435 January 2, 2020