Don't shit where you eat

When a Nurse desperately fancies a student nurse but won't admit it incase she gets in trouble/falls in love.

Hey, I'm really wanna bang that big strong student but I you don't shit where you eat

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

We eat chairs

You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.

Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.

Don't eat the Beef Wellington

Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.

"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".

"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!

Banana Eats

A popular Roblox game made by RyCitrus as a successor to his other game, Midnight Snack Attack. Players must escape a giant banana (or bananas, depending on the game mode), while completing various tasks scattered around the map to reduce the time that the banana(s) has to find them. As of this writing, the game has more than 250,000,000 visits and is still updated on a monthly basis.

Banana Eats is a thrilling hide and seek game; easy to learn, hard to master.

WX Eat Ass

Abbreviation: We DONT Eat Ass.

Dont is replaced by a X instead of D. Can be further shortened to WXEA.

-On hook up sites-
-Finds a group of girls-
"I wonder if they do butt stuff here?"
WX Eat Ass
"At least they do anal"