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When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.
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i'll often tend to say this then im mad. i will also say go die in a hole in the depths of hell that i took a shit in.
"wow, buddy. now that wasnt very nice."
"go die in a hole i pissed in"
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A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon
The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"
"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"
"bart get out!, i'm piss"
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A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
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Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery?
Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
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Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.
similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
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When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
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