A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon
The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"
"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"
"bart get out!, i'm piss"
A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery?
Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.
similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman
Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".
Except with a lot more awesome.
Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.