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two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o February 16, 2016


Potato Poop

An Potatoes Booty.

AN POTATO HAS POOP POTATO POOP STORM ALERT POOP

by The Real Windows XP May 18, 2018


Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010


Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 8, 2019


grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

by _theniggafigga_ September 30, 2015


Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022


Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache July 16, 2013