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Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.

So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.

by hootowl18 February 18, 2011


yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023


baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich

by Jrnsmdbebs July 30, 2021


Ice Sandwich

Drugs, including meth. Used to hide the fact that people are selling drugs.

Ayo you got those ice sandwiches?

by DJ Moose June 6, 2022


Chubbb Sandwich

A sandwich built using two slices of bread and as much of an all-you-can-eat buffet as you can physically fit between the slices.

"I went to make the most epic chinese chubbb sandwich, but my bread got all soggy"

"Without the spring rolls, this is only half a chubbb"

by Sauce wizard November 18, 2011


Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.

She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!

by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009


hive five sandwich

A handjob but its with two people

I gave my brother a hive five sandwich

by IsaacOP August 13, 2017