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Bologna Sandwich

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”

by Michelle_Obama June 24, 2018


Post sandwich reflection

When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was

You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection

by Malko p May 31, 2024


Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 14, 2023


Chernobyl Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.

Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*

by BlueXander May 25, 2023


yo momma sandwich

Yo momma sandwich

Yo momma sandwich

by Obscurebrain June 28, 2024


Greasy Sandwich

When you blow your load between a girls boobs then squeeze them together

Last night I gave my girlfriend a greasy sandwich.

by avrgcock January 15, 2014


hit sandwich

An ugly bitch you have sex with

I had a hit sandwich last night and i regret

by Reg Filler December 27, 2017