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When you jizz with no control
Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?
When you cum and try to pullout, but Jesus said no. Jesus rizzim
Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?
I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan
AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there
idk my mom yelled at me for saying it so i figured it was on here.
Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"
On Jesus is a phrase which is saying no lie or no cap, basically when someone is telling the truth.
Person 1: “On Jesus he was wrong for what he did”
Person 2: “You’re going to that party on Saturday right?” On Jesus I am.
A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."