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worlds shortest girl

alayna matlock and Angelina anderson are the two shortest people on the planet they reach an amazing 1 foot tall

they are the worlds shortest girls

by bigE42069 September 12, 2019


Third world countries

Non whites are square headed freaks that wear beanies their left wing nigger lovers that hate whites yet swim to white countries. Non whites wear socks up to their shins and sandals while giving underaged white girls facials while shaking and moaning and poo flying out their non white bum their filthy bald shit stains these non whites. Also non whites spread offensive bs online about whites but if whites done it back to non whites they would have an anger meltdown. Non whites stick their faces in the bum of Alexis Texas the pornstar while their shaking and moaning and wearing socks up to their shins and sandals. their annoying shit stains their hypocrites non whites want you to feel bad for being white something you can’t control

Third world countries should be nuked save the whites in them though. Pedophiles are non whites also non whites are over privileged freaks that get free money free housing their privileged in online moderation non whites are privileged in everything yet call whites privileged their pathetic square headed left wing nigger loving shit stains white women are privileged to not as much as them though non whites also need to take down ur post because their feelings are hurt yet they spread offensive bs about whites online their fat hairy shit stains these non whites. Non whites wear them rugby looking autism helmets.

by Nonwhitesaresquareheadedpedos February 16, 2024


Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024


World War Alpha

When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason

non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi

toilet and it sucks a-

Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!

Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME

Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*

Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*

Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*

by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024


The most beautiful person in the world

Shit you say when you're A) White Knighting or B) thinking with your penis.

She's the most beautiful person in the world.

by Mywalletsaysbadmfka December 26, 2022


World's second best civilian

self explanatory

I'm the world's SECOND best civilian

by nuthinbutg June 27, 2022


it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021