Random
Source Code
Random
When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.
Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage
A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.
The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket
When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
Coming inside of a woman who is on her period and another guy eats her out.
Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
Act of pulling out than pooping into her vagina.
He hot pocket my vajayjay!
Hym "Wha... 'Eat hot pockets because it will make your mother proud of you.' What in the fuck!?"