A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”
Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.
“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”
v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation
Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."
A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.
Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.
When the sandwich was so good you take the time to stare into the wind of how good it was
You ever had a sandwich so good you just had to reflect on its greatness = post sandwich reflection
When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.
Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.
A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*