mexican red eye

the process of mooning someone.while mooning them spread your cheeks apart and show them the RED HOLE

that mofo gave me the mexican red eye

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Mexican Sunwrap

A mexican sunwrap is when a human of mexican origins (usually illegal) eats poop off of a sunbathing black man. Hence the name mexican sunwrap. This can also be flipped around where a black man eats shit off of a sunbathing mexican. Usually both male.

The poop is almost off my balls. We're almost done with our mexican sunwrap.

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Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

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Mexican taint-lick

A ficticious strain of marijuana specifically designed to make your over-zealous client look like a real shmuck in front of anyone who has the time of day to listen to him discuss his weed.

Adam: Yo do you know where I could cop any mexican taint-lick? it's a hybrid between mexican shwag and inbetweenis.

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Mexican Jamba Juice

Cocktail of fish bits, lime juice and tomato juice. Used as a substitute for Spanish Fly.

Tracey preferred her Mexican Jamba Juice with ice, whereas Gabby loved hers with salt. No matter, either way, the Mexican Jamba Juice has the same effect on all women.

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mexican tripping weed

Legal hallucinogenic drug, same as salvia

Dude1: Dude you get that gram of mexican tripping weed?

Dude2: Yeah man the salvia's right here, got the bong?

Dude1: Ah fuck!

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Mexican Meal Muncher

while giving a rimjob, the person receiving the rimmer (preferably of hispanic origin) shits in your mouth

while giving Juan a rimjob he gave me a full stomach by way of a Mexican Meal Muncher

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