When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet”
A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).
Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.
a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
When you nut but then you make it disappear
My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini
A narcissistic partner in a relationship who takes care of a naïve person who doesn’t know better
He’s such a wet dry wall dating a girl who’s never been in a relationship
Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.
"Your dog peed on your shoes again."
"Well, that wets my socks."
To orally lubricate one's own finger with saliva and insert into another person's anus. Similar to a Wet Willy, but in the B-hole.