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Red eye is another word for the female vulva, or vagina
Red eye patrol, as the Devo song; vagina
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truly one of the best bands of all time. with their mix of unique instrumentals and original lyrics, they've managed to last well beyond their '90's contemporaries. popular songs included semi-charmed life, never let you go, jumper, how's it gonna be, and blinded. they have released 3 albums to date: third eye blind, blue, and out of the vein. ursa major, their next album, is set to release in spring '09, along with ursa minor (tracks that didn't make it onto the main album). an EP released in november '08 previewed some of the tracks, which hold true to third eye blind's style.
mostly appealing to the college and high school kids that grew up to their music, third eye blind definitely knows how to get a crowd going. they are set to tour this spring.
i highly recommend going to one of third eye blind's concerts
www.3eb.com
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When after playing a long ass song on Guitar Hero, everything seems to move toward you.
Dude, playing "One" made me get Guitar Hero eyes.
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One that is a master in the Anal Arts.
Joe is always getting women to let him in the back door. He must be some kind of Brown Eye Jedi or something.
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When you really have to take an explosive shit and you think that there is no way that you'll make it to a toilet, but are saved by a brief period of relief, giving you precious time to book it to the john.
I almost shit my pants in the park today; luckily, the Brown Eye of the Storm hit so I had time to get to Home Depot.
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When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
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what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.
is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D:
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