The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.
I deleted Facebook and you should too.
An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\
Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?
An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.
To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.
A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!
Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.
A "FaceBook" is a code word for saying someone is a Fake Bitch when having conversations in the presence of the person or in a public setting and you want to remain professional.
Have you heard what Jessica said about her friend Ashley?
Yes, she is a FaceBook!
A place where boomers, zoomers, and uneducated old people gather to talk about random ass shit.
“Hey Betty did you hear about what Linda posted on Facebook?”
“Why yes Carol, I did!”