verb. To Facebook. When a company updates their DNS records to show they have no servers, thereby de-platforming themselves from the web. However, this is not enough to Facebook. Your own internal systems, including physical building security must be tied to your main public domain identity as well, meaning you can't simply send an update email, log in to any internal systems, open doors, send someone to reset the server, etc.
Did you hear TikTok is down right now?
No... did they Facebook?
Nah, they'll be up in a few minutes.
The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.
I deleted Facebook and you should too.
An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\
Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?
An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.
To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.
A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!
Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.