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When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.
That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.
Something that sounds very unpleasant... leaving ay bad look on your face
She got an egg pie for being ay trick bitch!
Maybe next she’ll order HUMBLE... if
An egg pie is when the male uses butter as lube and enters the female's vagina. He keeps thrusting in and out and all of the friction makes her vagina heat up. Once it gets warm enough, the male pulls out, cracks an egg and spreads it all over the female's vagina and then begins thrusting penetration again. Once the egg is hot enough it scrambles inside of her and her orgasm pushes the eggs out at which point the male eats it out of her pussy. Extra kinky girls like to have the guy drizzle Tabasco on the eggs before devouring them.
That girl I met at the gym came over all sweaty last night and we made an egg pie while we Netflix and chilled. The sweat made it really salty.
When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus
“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”
During a cuck threesome, the man having sex pulls out and proceeds to come on the cuck whose watching.
Would you rather A, get molested everyday for a year or get a cucky pie
When you cut a silent fart while riding in the car with friends.
John: OMG... what is that smell?
Rick: I'm makin' pie!
John: Roll down the windows!
When your friend nuts in a thotty and then you eat her out!!
"Damn I just bust inside her"
"Don't trip Miguel will clean it up" "he's a cream pie licker"