Music that contains the sound of a womans singing voice intended to give hands free feeling of an orgasm
Amy Lee from Evanescence give me a boner every time I listen to her music, Evanescence songs are true boner jams
When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.
Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.
NOUN
A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”