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A cheesy film with wierd songs that dont make sense to normal humans. Such as Oompa Loompa and the sickening Cheer up charlie. Advice to people who have seen the film. Watch the new one.
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after yumul bones a chick in the ass and feeds her the dirty penis, that is a chocolate yum yum bar
yumul feed stacey the chocolate yum yum bar
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An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.
If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.
After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!
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One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.
He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.
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The best ice cream, who ever that doesn’t like it is weak
“Hey Blake do you like this mint chocolate chip ice cream?” “ No sorry I do not” “Blake you are weak”
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Another name for dirt tracking someone
"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"
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The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.
I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!
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