Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.

Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):

Red dead is tomorrow

A symbolic expression to project when the playing of Red Dead Redemption Two will commence

Person 1: "hey, hope on Red Dead"
Person 2: Red dead is tomorrow

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

Dead Margaret

Doesnt want to talk about it/no opinion

"I am going dead Margaret on this one"
"Why are you dead Margaret?"

Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.

Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

Dead Chat Day

February the 2nd is where Discord's Dead Chat Day starts.
Dead Chat Day is a day where (almost) all of people's server chats go "kind of" dead.
It says (almost) because not all servers will be affected by Dead Chat Day and will be kept strong.

1. The server is dead and it's February 2... it's Dead Chat Day!
2. I wish it wasn't Dead Chat Day...
3. Dead Chat Day? I never knew there was such a thing!