Italian Scrub Down

Washing are scrubbing another person with your grotesque amounts of chest hair as a way of keeping hygienic.

You got a mane on your chest, right? I don't feel like bathing, so give me an Italian scrub down.

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Go lay down

Someone is on your last neave and u want them to just go

Mom i want some candy
look just leave go lay down

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going down on her

The quickest way to get a girl to forget her ex and be all about you. Especially if you bring her to orgasm.

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Dumb Down

To dumb down is an alternate way to say you're doing "downer" drugs (i.e. opiates, weed, etc)

Time to dumb down boys!

Guy 1: What you up to man?
Guy 2: 'bout to dumb down, what's good with you?

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Lick Ya Down

(lik ya doung)
-transitive verb

BAJAN TERM: To knock someone down, verbal and non-threatening.

Mother to son: "You're driving me crazy with your whining, Ima lick ya down if you don't give it a rest"

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You Ain't Down

It's what your freinds tell you when you aren't ready to go or do something.

Nick: We out to lunch
Paul: I don't know...
Nick: You Ain't Down!

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TSA Pat-down

verb. (used with object) Unwanted sexual harassment; physical touching or contact of another's body against their will. Unwanted or improper sexual activity.

My boss was giving me a TSA Pat-down the other day. I quit and I'm suing.

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