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an app that boomers and my mom use.
mom: 'let me get a picture of you to post on facebook!'
me: 'who uses Facebook anymore?'
An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
Old people fucking haven over here.
person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.
Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Random dude- Yo you on facebook
Me- Nah bro not on that cesspool of nonexistent logic.
a game where you hit other people with books in the face and if you get hit you lose and the other person whens
Max: *comes up to a stranger*
Also Max: *hits with a book*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Max: yay I won facebook
An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot
Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter