When you get hard after drinking Chik-Fil-A Lemonade.
Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.
Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"
Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"
The lines that like connect to a guys dick like vagina bones but for guys unless you a guy with a pussy if you a guy with a pussy you got vagina bones
Streety: SEARCHING FOR THE BONER LINE
Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN
Streety: MISSION
When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
The excitement you get from being retweeted.
That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.
number 15. wet juicy slime dimmer the number 1 source of slime in your ass. you can lick it, suck it, put it in your mouth. You can stuff it in your ass, and make it extra cummy bummy
wow Justins got a massive Slimy juicy snail boner
a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.
Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!