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When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it
That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks
Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)
Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye
Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP
"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"
When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.
Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!
When someone is so amazingly good at something that watching them perform the task is the equivalent of watching an average person who is on crack do the task. This can range from any task from typing fast, cooking well, being alert, etc.
Person 1: Dude did you see James in the 400m sprint? He beat everyone without even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.
ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.
I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.
A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.
"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."
1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.