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this game has amazing quotes. (see below)
my compliments on a job well done mr teal.
please tommy, i hate the damn french.
gigglecream, because desserts should be funny.
tommy tommy i like fish, i love fish. but as much as i love them, i dont want to sleep with them!
your going down ya backstabbing prick!
just keep the camera pointed at the poontang.
you better start talking!
hey, can i borrow a knife?
rated 'R' for retarded.
we need some drugs pal!
alllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
screw you man.
man you the man man i like you man i like you a lot!
any time man cos you got big cojones and all my friends they have biiig cojones!
i want to hear you scrrrrrrream!
freeze asshole!
wheres your car hun?
ill be your medicine!
thank you.
ooh look a giant fish...
oh yeah oh yeah ooh yes yes YES ooooh!
beat that.
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A school that is filled with hoes thots snakes etc they can’t pass they classes but get a A+ in unnecessary drama they can’t keep they pussy clean but hey they have a good football team
Oh you went to Lincoln Highschool jersey city no wonder it smelt like fish when u walked by
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The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.
Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact
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the Sequel to best selling game truecrime streets of la
true crime new york city is the Best game ever!nypd ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! he shot me! I Got A warant on you,
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A term used in Oregon City, Oregon for the act of running down a set of bleachers while squirting feces out when you jump to mirror the fetal position. The feces can be liquid or log form. This is a common practice for young kids in Oregon City when they are methed out. A common result of this is when you get the real stanky leg, or drippy stanky leg.
Jordan does the Oregon City Jumpman Johnson everyday that ends in Y.
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Used to delicately explain that someone has died.
"Hey, man, sorry to hear your mom is riding the midnight train to slab city."
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Its when some one pisses you off and then you take a shit on the top of their car and let the sun dry it out. (on a hot day)
That guy cut me off... what a dick, Im going to follow him and give him a Motor City Hot Fudge Sunday
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