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A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.
“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”
where you impregnate a girl and leave her
guy 1: yoo did you hear about the hit and run that happened with jack
guy 2: yeah, it was crazy
Having sex with a girl than disappearing, never to be seen again.
I met up with this girl I met on tinder but didn’t have any condoms so I had to hit and run.
A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain.
Students: FUCK ME!
British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.
Wanna come down the pub?
Nah, got runnings to do.
cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.
searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?
if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
the thing that is useful for running from your mother because of your exam paper today!