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The art of jerking off on a girls back while she sleeps. When she wakes up the sheets are stuck to her back like a Cape.
While that bitxh fell asleep, shit i super man dat hoe.
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A drink/drugs bender of epic proportions
''Steve, what you do this weekend?''
''Mate I went on the super fun happy slide, I couldn't even spell my own face''
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The best fucking game in the entire fucking world. Do not try to compete with its awesomeness, for you will be over taken by its amazing, shit-tastic powers.
It is a game with 35 of Nintendo's Superstar characters who fight against each other in a manner unlike most other fighting games. It's awesomeness is so awesome, you will say nothing but one word.. awesome.
I love your deminishing hair line. I want you va jay jay to cover my doingle berries.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl? I tried to compete with its awesomeness, but I was over taken by its amazing, shit-tastic powers.
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An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.
*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.
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I went to 11 boom TELEPAYHY , ALEXA put on MENTAL MUSIC. A GENIUS OF GENIUSES.
I found the ORACLE of the URBAN DICKTIONARY AND URBAN DICTIONARY as they are the SUPER OMNISCIENT CHANNELS.
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When the man has a bonner and there standing and he starts poking her with whith his shaft
I gave my girlfriend a Super sonic shaft
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When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.
Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,
and not responding to any stimulation from others.
The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.
Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.
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