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Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).
1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
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A long rectangular piece of chocolate produced to hold only three almonds and waste your time!
Wow! This Hershey Milk Chocolate with whole almonds tastes like literal dog butt!
A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
1. When it's too small and he's trying to penetrate the back door
2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;
3. Accidental anal
Her: put it in
Him: I'm trying
Her: Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory right now?
Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole
I just did a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under!
Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.
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The Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen act between two homosexual men, where one male defecate on another guys taint and then proceeds to eat the shit between the guys bunslike a hot dog.
If you ever visit San Francisco or surrounding area, you have to find another male to perform a Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen.
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