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The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.
If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."
"Did they keep going?"
"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.
Damn, I’m in a rule one Johnny!
Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.
I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn out of it, so dont bother imagining skibidi toilet sex.
... You really want an example?
Skibidi toilet rule 34
To be used when you have artificially stuck random facts together in an attempt to bluff someone into believing you know what you are talking about, but have been called out. Similar to calling a "Mulligan" in golf, one could use the "MacGlutenary Rule" to refrain from a discussion without further embarrassment.
Mary- "You are so full of shit, I don't believe a word you just said!"
Jonathan- "I'm calling the MacGlutenary Rule"
Mary- "More ridiculousness! There's no such rule!"
Jonathan, eager to save face- "Urban Dictionary, look it up!"
Rule 41. The forty first rule of the internet that states if it exists, there will be an isekai of it.
"ANIME GODS!!! Why is 2023 line up currently ISEKAI EVERYTHING!!! My GOD, Japan~! I get it Isekais are cool but like...We have an Isekai to EVERYTHING. Pharmacy, Farming, Campfire, Handyman, gender bender both ways, literally a SWORD they are making an isekai to literally anything that exists. It's rule 34 of Isekais. If it exists there's an isekai of it."
"It's Rule 41, man."