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OhhhhhhhHhhHHHhHHHhhHHHh theres a bear on the sofa......
there is a bear on the sofa (Sofa Bear)
someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac
That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies
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To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt
That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k
When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"
Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne
When your girlfriend gives yous a blowjob consisting of both rows of teeth.
"Yeah bro, my girlfriend bear trapped my dick last night so I broke up with her this morning."
The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.
Me: Imma go make sum bears :)
Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!
Me: Make da bears hehe
Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!
Me: :D I'm makin' bears!