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Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 25, 2020


Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018


Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021


Hot pocket

The act of releasing flatulence into a woman’s vagina

I can’t have sex, I’m a virgin. But you can give me a hot pocket

by sillykitty4 May 7, 2024


Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 14, 2017


Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.

I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.

by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018


Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.

“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.

by theyunogasai September 7, 2021