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When your spun out in day 5 from Meth and you convince yourself that there are drones following you and the your connecting imaginary dot in your head leading yourself to be leave the everything is just one big conspiracy against you by your ex to get your kids taken away or get you thrown into jail for being the biggest drug dealer in your town because you occasionally sell a dub out of the ball you just got yesterday.
It's time for a "Nap and a Sandwich"
Donald: Holy shit bob do you see that drone up there... 😳 Omg look who's behind us, that's the guy that helped Ray my old neighbor move in that old piano last year right before Jen threw me out for finding a used dart in the trash, I bet Jen told him to follow me and snitch back to her......
Bob: damnit Donald how long you been up, it's time for a nap and a sandwich.
Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.
John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.
When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
When a chick takes one cock in the pussy and a second in the ass at the same time.
She wanted me to be a part of a Russian Sandwich with her and her boyfriend, but I said no as I didn’t want to have my cock that close to another guy’s cock.
A layer of red wine on top of a layer of spirit like gin on top of another layer of wine.
I am so cool with the Russian sandwich, I am gonna try new one.
A sexual act wherein a female is "sandwiched" between two males, who are penetrating her from the anus and vagina simultaneously.
I'm hiring a hooker this week, wanna make a gangster sandwich?
A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.
Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!