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When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.
I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.
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When a man ejaculates onto his own morning extrement, after a long night and a late trip to his local taco house, before feeding it to the strange woman he woke up next to.
She asked for breakfast in bed, I made her a mexican cinnamon roll.
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A blow johnson given by or to a person of hispanic/latino race.
Hey Chuo, will be you give me another Mexican Blow Johnson?
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After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.
I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.
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When a guy fucks a Mexican girl, ejaculates on her pussy lips and they sticks the butt end of a lit cigarette in the goo and lets it smoke.
"On Maria's birthday I gave her a Smoking Mexican Taco."
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a plastic wal-mart bag stuck in the needles of a cactus, blown from the wind. Usually seen from road while driving through the desert.
"We were driving down to Cabo San Lucas and witnessed all the cacti were in full bloom with the mexican national flower."
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low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )
In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...
PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "
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