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Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die
like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
He treats me like he's Jesus Leon
Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period
Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.
Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.
Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.
SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi