take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

Taking a Pitts

When one takes off on a work weekend leaving the rest of the shift to struggle to answer calls and become overworked.

“Hey man I think I’m gonna be taking a Pitts this weekend”
“Man go to hell”

take a shy

to take a shower or bathe

Lebron: Ew, you got this stuff all over me man
Mr. Beast: yea man you should take a shy when we get home

take a shy

take a shower or bath

Lebron: Ew, you covered me in this stuff, i’m gonna have to take a shy when we get home

Drake: sorry king

Mr.Beast: that 2 man was wild but that hoe was a little stinky
Gunna: fax bro i could take a shy and i don’t even know if it’ll wash the smell out

Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"