The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history
Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland
National mums a bitch day today is September 1 which means your mum can be a bitch to who ever she wants no matter what
Sarah: my mum is being such a bitch today
Chloe: it’s September 1
Sarah: oh fuck
An amazing person who I love so much and who understands me
You are just like 1..l0v3...fr0gz ! Amazing, kind, handsome, and unique !
The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.
Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron
Rule One of the Internet:
We do not talk about Fight Club.
"But What is Fight Club-"
"Shh. Rule 1"
Do not talk about rules 2-33
"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."
A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.