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A librarian in charge of community service. Is strict and only lets you do disk repairs.
calling mr. Daniel:
Mr. Daniel: hey boys we need you at the library for the harvest festival very important jobs at the library come quick
Boys: ok
Later
Mr. Daniel: all right gentlemen we need you to do some disk repairs
Boys: really now?
Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent
1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.
Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?
Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.
A man who likes nothing better that to put up his feet on a Sunday afternoon while some lady boys go down on him.
Hey its Sunday afternoon, you know what that means Bingtao. Time to earn your keep. Give me a Daniel McIvor
A king. A god. All words used to describe this legendary man. Words cannot describe his DJ prowess that brings happiness to those who are blessed enough to hear it.
Man, I want Daniel Allen to sit on my face.
A former SoundCloud Rapper. Was Sour D in the group holysavagegang. Their music sucks but he's a great guy with a big heart. Makes stupid decisions sometimes tho lol...
Person: aye, you know Daniel Carmody?
Me: yeah lol , I used to know him really well ;)
1/3 of the sister band, HAIM. She plays the lead guitar, percussion, drums vocals and to be honest, she can play every instrument on earth. She is very pretty :) she is also very talented :) I am very very very obsessed with her and I have a shrine for her too :)
I love HAIM :’)
Fun fact: she can’t hold birthday cakes.
1) Friend: *shows me a female musician* “Oh my gosh, isn’t she the most talented woman ever?!”
Me: “Yeah but that’s not Danielle Haim so she’s not THE MOST talented woman in the world. Danielle is.”
2: Me: *drops a cake*
Me: sorry, i didn’t mean to do a Danielle Haim there hahaha
A really hot pro wrestler signed with All Elite Wrestling AEW
Daniel Garcia is an American professional wrestler signed to All Elite Wrestling (AEW), where he is a member of the Jericho Appreciation Society stable. He also appears for AEW's sister promotion Ring of Honor (ROH), where he is a one-time ROH Pure Champion. As part of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla (PWG), he is the current PWG World Champion in his first reign.