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the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 7, 2014


George Bush Bubble Bath

Sitting in the tub with a copious amount of bubbles making plane noises while flying over your toy twin towers and looking like George Bush

Nnnnnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwww booommmmm,is what my kid heard coming from the bathroom as I was taking my George Bush Bubble Bath!

by Chairproblemtothemax April 28, 2021


Tidy bush

When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off

Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”

Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”

by Eric Hornes wife February 7, 2024


Bush Gush

80's style pubic bush, wildly grown, untamed

Glacier has W rizz, uwu, bush gush

by appk December 4, 2022


Anhydrous bush

When you drinking and not taking care of yourself. You get flakey painful itchy groin sometimes paired with balls vinaigrette from partying and not showering. It hurts to wash and get wet.

I just been sitting around drinking budweiser and not showering i caught anhydrous bush.

by Kap10g January 16, 2023


carols bush

An area in a yard that is untamed or unkept. Usually a place we’re other people stuff gets lost and is never found

John- hey we’re did the ball go I saw it go in the yard next door

Tom- oh no it got stuck in carols bush

by DR.Tgaf September 25, 2018


Bush Explosion

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

by Loberson December 12, 2023