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not just an ordinary change purse -- it is unique, crafted by the finest mexicanos in Des Moines, IO. choc full of sentimental value and grass. hand crafted leather from the skin of a toad. made with precision and with 17 minutes of toil by the guru of southwest Des Moines. so sacred that if one shall steal or say the name of said purse, they shall be tormented with a saturday detention at...DA DA DU...DEVON PREP!
(its name must not be spoken so i will replace it with "aspiradora") TOUCH THE ASPIRADORA, AND FACE MY WRATH!
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An organization in Mexico that makes meth and smogles it or the raw materials used to make it to the u.s. It was started when it become illegal to buy more than a small amount of the raw materals used to make meth and the founders saw that a nich had opened up that they could exploit.
John is in the Mexican meth cartel.
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To take a PVC pipe and stick it up someone's anus, and then thread barbed wire through it and pull the PVC pipe out.
Down in Del Rio, when gang members are bored they find a drunk person and have Mexican gang sex. Unfortunate victims are usually found by the Police in the morning, dumped over the border.
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The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.
I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.
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when you lose face to save your ass.
a possible example of a mexican standoff, is when a football team is losing really bad finishes the game without any major injuries
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from San diego to San Ferando valley ( or Oxnard )
Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?
Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!
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When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.
Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"
Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"
Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."
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